Hello everyone and Happy Friday the 13th!
It's morning where I'm located so I'm sure you're all still safe. No strange noises coming from the outside, or creepy glimpses of unknown creatures dashing across the room. The shadows around the room belong to you and the reflections in the mirror show no signs of anything out of the ordinary!
That is, until the sun sets.
Want to feel safe? Want to feel secure? YES?! Of course, we all do!
But how? Hmm... I don't know, it would take a lot to fill those shoes.
You would need someone big and strong who can protect you from all the paranormal activity that seems to happen around these peculiar fridays.
Wait, shoes, you say? Someone Big? You need someone to fill that position?
Ah! I know exactly the right person to get the job done.
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He's a bit shy and may seem a little scary at first, but he's HUGE. He has a few gigantic limbs, most notably his feet. He's also strong and I bet 100% that he'll be able to keep you safe.
Just be warned, people have a tendency to fall for him.
So without further ado, I present: BIGGIE!
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Meet him on Amazon right NOW!
